Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
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Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.
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